>AMERICAN WOMEN
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
>Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you
>promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
>
>
>JAPANESE WOMEN
>First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. Second date:
>She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third
>date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara,
>as that was her last fling as getting married to a Japanese man
>tomorrow.
>
>
>MALAY WOMEN
>First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
>Second date: You get to home base with her.
>Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised.
>Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole
>family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure
>three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
>
>
>CHINESE WOMEN
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing
>happens too. Third date: You have already realised that nothing's going
>to happen.
>
>
>INDIAN WOMEN
>First date: You meet her parents.
>Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
>Third date: It's your wedding night!
>
>
>HONG KONG WOMEN
>First date: You lose all your cash in your wallet.
>Second date: You max out all your credit cards.
>Third date: You clean out your bank account and you still can't get to
>first base. Three weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.