HOW TO JI SEOW (irritate) PEOPLE IN THE CINEMA

1. During the trailers, shout, "Fast forward! Fast forward!"

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say "Orrrrrhhhh" very loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts.

7. Go "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk" loudly at every kissing scene.

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, "Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!" ("Don’t!") -----> BEST!

12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to "Jaws" (dum dum... dum dum... dum dum dum dum dum dum...)

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, "I go shee-shee now, can?" ---------> also bEST!

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

-- Adapted from diverse sources, online and off.