Bad BAd fart..

It happened at a air-conditioned outlet at centrepoint. It occurred to 2 poor victims in the shop actually who are working. At ard 8pm, a malay father and the small daughter came in and asked whether we still haf the stock for pro complex big tub. and i say i will offer to check it out for him..and apparently i found it at plaza singapura. so pauline (victim 1) was drawing him a sketch of the directions while his daughter was sitting on the high stool.

I was looking at counter when i encountered a dangerous stench creeping up my nose and i was wondering where tat smell came from..and i suspected tat either it came from the daughter or worse??? the malay father..0___0 and the malay man say tat when he gets lost he will ask for directions. and pauline quickly say "MM mm" (nodding head 2 times..) i guess tat pauline also smelt it.

After when the man and the daughter went off, we caught our breaths and inhaled in hard. BOth of us haf stopped breathing for a gd 1 min!!

pauline: "wah piang! u smelt tat?? so smeelllllyyyyyy!!!"

me: "fucking hell..dont knoe whether the daughter or the man farted.."

Me proceeds to take out the can of lysol and wanted to detox the shop.

me: "pauline u can step out of the shop while i spray this air freshener.."

*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

fresh and clean.

morale of the day:if u are a farter, remember to stuff a cork up your ass.