Dumb Bachelor....solly..maybe i should change to DUH bachelor..

hmm..i came across it when i bought my fav mag CLEO, where they are having their 50 most eligible bachelors this year...and while i was juz reading their Q & As when i came across a certain bachelor which make me go "dUHHH?" i shall nt reveal anything abt the name of this bachelor's age, name or wateva la..juz buy the f***ing mag and enjoy...

1. I know I'm in love when...there's a spark in my eyes whenever I see her.

me: hmm...maybe there's a eye shit making fun of u, twirling ard at yr eyeball area?

2. When no one's looking...I play computer games in nothing but my shorts.

me: huh?? fei hua leh..at home u wear eskimo suits to play games ar? u think u say this will impress the gals meh by saying u wear shorts to play computer games?? i can even go naked while typing this blog out and my unit is facing the corridor. hows tat? impressive??

3. Women will like me because...they'll find it easy talking to me.

me: haha of course la u ALWAYS haf eye sparks in the office de la..

4. I like a woman...with whom I can share a good conversation.

me: is this woman..*horrors* yr mum?!

5. I last cried...when I watched the Korean movie, Brotherhood. I really felt for the characters in the film.

me: this one i can forgive him la..coz..even my bro cried in this film. ha! and erm another bachelor more duh..cry while watching disney movies..hmm..if it isn't tat *trails off* papa lion holding simba..

6. Which reality programme do you want to be on? Fear Factor coz we Chinese will rock at the round where contestants have to eat all the wierd stuff!

me: hello! not all chinese can eat this kind of stuff. pls spare a thought for vegetarians hor! and not all chinese can eat the pig bits and stuff. if u take part and u puke at the pig bits, i will be the very first one to go there and LAUGH at yr freaking face. ha!

7. A woman will drive me wild wearing...office wear with horn-rimmed glasses. It's a sexy combo.

me: boss of the company he is working in..careful man..mayb pregnancy rates in yr office risen because of him..and i think this boy's 2nd home is the office lolx...

8. I feel on top of the world... eating the food my mum cooks! She makes the best kung pow chicken.

me: oei. i think u no need to take part le lar. normally if i think, guys feel on top of the world when they spent time with their fav girlfriends. go hme and eat yr mum's kung..wateva chicken. i can imagine tat if u even get married, u will still stay at your mommy's hse and eat her kung wateva chicken. poor future wife.

verdict: if i even gif him 1 mark out of 100, forget it man..

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