WandErings Of The Shinigami...

Monday, June 20, 2005

erm..i just came across this in the ebay auction..maybe if u read it..yr reaction will be the same as mine..DUH!!!!!

Contents in the auction details as follows:

Current bid: US$ 0.01
Approximately S$ 0.02

Time left: 6 days 7 hours
7-day listing
Ends 27-06-2005 06:29:27 AM SGT
History: 0 bids (Starting price: US$ 0.01)

Item Location: Warren, Michigan
United States

"You are bidding on a bottle, just the bottle. The fart is a gift from me.

This auction is about a Fart in a bottle. Freshly squeezed out on June 19, 2005 at 6:03 PM eastern standard time. It smells horribly of egg whites and hamburger helper.

I had a heavy breakfast and dinner and did my daily 5 mile run through the mountains of lake titicaca. But by the end of it, I felt a rumbling sensation in my stomach. I fought off diarrhea and managed to contain my stomach's contents into a soothing toot sound, which I trapped in a nearby coke container. Now I sell that coke container to you.

If the auction reaches 100 dollars, I will throw in a coffee can that I also farted into as a free gift.

By the way, PSP's and Ipods are not included in this auction, but if you bid on my coke bottle, I will definitely buy one of each with the money.

SERIOUS bidders only.

*note* The picture is just a coca-cola stock photo and does not represent the bottle in the auction, or it's sweet and sour contents"

and it came with a stupid pic of a COKE bottle:

wah lau..wat else will they come up with man...-___-

wandered and stopped at 10:56 PM

The File

Name:
Vampire hA|Do
Age:
100
Birthday:
10th Nov 1900
Telepathic Mail: jhachiro@yahoo.com
Loves:manga and anime,jackass,drawing,art,
lomo,roller-blading,jogging,music,
guitar,unique things..and hyde..hehe
Fav anime: all anime i watched is my favs..
Fav manga: no preference either..i am practically reading everything! wahaha..
Fav artists: leonardo da vinci..borticelli..lots!
Fav manga artists: Katsuhiro Otomo, Junji Ito (solid), CLAMP, Hayao Miyazaki..etc..too much to list liao =P
Fav anime artists: wah! also alot but studio ghibli (hayao miyazaki) is one of them~ kool!

[WiSh LiSt]

- ~~Timex steel body watch~~
- Lomo LC-A
- Horizon Perfekt
- a full set of muo li xiao ma (esp tongli..)
- ~~new junji ito manga~~
- holiday to taiwan (so tat i buy all the manga from there!! haha!!)
- in future: go to greece, italy, france.
- ~~Panasonic X66 phone~~
- ~~Gundam "HARO" model~~
- ~~Electric Guitar and amplifier~~
- ~~Panasonic Digicam~~

[MoVies I WannA..]

- JarHead
- ~~Howl's Moving Castle~~
- A History Of Violence
- Saw 2
- ~~Tom Yum Goong~~
- ~~SPL~~
- Chicken Little
- ~~The Exorcism Of Emily Rose~~
- King Kong
- ~~The Promise~~
- Breakfast On Pluto
- MirrorMask
- Curious George
- Underworld Evolution
- ~~Fearless~~
- BrokeBack Mountain

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